Brainless Hood PadAbout
Hyped mints. Zero rugs. Big wins.
Brainless Hood Pad is a hand-curated NFT launchpad. Every collection gets a human yes before it touches the chain. Public schedules, audited contracts, receipts that live forever. We would rather list four collections a month than four hundred.
✓ Curated, not permissionless
Most launchpads are a deploy button. Ours is a door with someone standing at it. A human reads every application: art, team, plan, contract parameters. Most get a no. That is the entire product.
✓ Owned by the holders
Brainless Hood Retards is the membership layer. Holders take 30% of launchpad revenue and vote on what ships next: fee splits, which chains we add, which collections get a slot.
✓ Nothing custodial, ever
Mint proceeds go straight to the creator's contract. We never hold funds, never hold keys, never touch a treasury. The pad earns a launch fee and nothing else.
The house collection
Brainless Hood Retards
Brainless on the outside, structurally sound underneath. BHR is the membership layer of the pad. The holders are the house. Buying one is not a jpeg trade, it is a claim on what this launchpad earns and a seat in the room where it gets steered.
- ✓30% of all launchpad revenue shared with holders
- ✓Join the ecosystem and decide on what's built next
- ✓Minted for free for everyone
Building something worth listing? Submit mint. Submissions are free and read by humans.