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SOON · $RETARD · ROBINHOOD CHAIN

Brainless
Hood
Retards

Brainless is the NFTs. The vault keeps buying them off the market.Hood is home. It all runs on Robinhood Chain and settles in USDG.Retards is the token. Every trade pays into the machine.

One name, one strategy. The vault buys the floor, Sunday pays in USDG, and every token can be cashed in against the reserve.

Buy $RETARD Claim rewards

The contracts go live with the token. Every number on this site switches on the moment they do.

Where every trade goes

Every $RETARD trade pays a fee in USDG. The vault contract splits it the same way every time, with nobody in the loop.

20%

Team

Paid openly to one public wallet on every distribution. Same font as every other number.

→ /token

30%

NFT vault

Buys Brainless off the market and sells them back on a falling price. Sale proceeds go to the reserve.

→ /nft

30%

Sunday rewards

Split every Sunday between everyone who held all week. Paid in USDG. Your tokens never leave your wallet.

→ /token

20%

Reserve

USDG that sits behind every $RETARD. Any holder can burn tokens and take their share of it, any time.

→ /reserve

of every trade, split by constants in the contract, out of the team’s reach.

The vault holds 0 / 3

soon

The vault starts buying when the token launches.

→ /nft

“$RETARD trades against USDG, so the fee comes in as USDG, rewards go out as USDG and the reserve holds USDG. One dollar in, one dollar counted, no swaps in between.”The only swap in the whole machine is the NFT vault’s, because OpenSea wants ETH.

The flywheel

No thoughts, just a loop. Five stops, forever.

1 · Retards trade. Every buy and sell of $RETARD pays a fee, in USDG, because USDG is the pair.

2 · The vault splits it. 20% team, 30% NFT vault, 30% Sunday rewards, 20% reserve. Anyone can press the button and gets a small tip for it.

3 · The NFT vault buys Brainless and sells them back on a falling price. When one sells, the ETH is swapped to USDG and goes to the reserve.

4 · Sunday rewards land in USDG for everyone who held all week. Whatever nobody claims in 14 days goes to the reserve too.

5 · The reserve sits behind every token, any holder can cash in against it, and the retards trade again.

SUNDAY IS PAYDAY

Every token has dollars behind it

The reserve fills from every trade. Burn $RETARD any time and take your share of it. Nobody else’s share gets smaller when you do.

soon

The chart starts when the reserve contract goes live.

The full reserve → /reserve

The Brainless

The collection the vault can’t stop buying. Adopt one before the vault does.

View on OpenSea About the NFTs → /nft

Still reading? Sunday won’t wait.