What this site is
This site describes Brainless Hood Retards ($RETARD) on Robinhood Chain: a token, a set of smart contracts and an NFT collection. It shows what those contracts do and reads every number from the public chain. It is not an offer, an investment service or financial advice.
How the fee is split
- Every $RETARD trade pays a fee in USDG to the vault contract.
- Anyone can trigger a distribution and earns a small bounty for it, capped at 1%.
- The rest splits 20% team, 30% NFT vault, 30% Sunday rewards, 20% reserve.
- The four percentages are constants in the contract. Nobody can change them, including the timelock.
- When the NFT vault is full, its 30% goes to Sunday rewards instead.
Sunday rewards
- A week runs from Sunday 00:00 UTC to the next Sunday 00:00 UTC.
- Your share is based on your lowest balance during the week.
- Selling during the week lowers your share. Buying mid-week counts in full from the next week.
- After the week closes, the inputs are published to IPFS and the payout root is posted on chain.
- Claims open 24 hours later. Anyone can rebuild the root from the inputs in that window.
- Rewards stay claimable for 14 days. Anything unclaimed goes to the reserve.
- Your tokens stay in your wallet the whole time.
The NFT vault
- The vault buys Brainless listed on the market, never above a price cap set on chain.
- It holds a limited number at a time (the cap is on chain).
- Each piece is for sale straight from the contract. The price starts above what the vault paid and falls every block until it reaches cost, then stays there.
- Anyone can buy. No listing, no bids, no discretion: the price is a formula.
- Sale proceeds are swapped to USDG and sent to the reserve.
- Every swap is checked against the Chainlink ETH/USD price.
The reserve
- The reserve holds USDG and nothing else.
- Any holder can burn $RETARD and receive their share: burned tokens × reserve ÷ circulating supply.
- Circulating supply leaves out burned tokens and tokens held by the vault or the reserve itself.
- A redemption pays out exactly the value behind the burned tokens, so the value per token for everyone else stays the same.
- It fills from 20% of every distribution, NFT sale proceeds and unclaimed rewards.
- The contract has no owner, no withdraw, no pause and no upgrade. Redeeming is the only way out.
Brainless holder share
- 30% of HoodPad launchpad fees go to Brainless holders every week.
- Same weekly rules as token rewards: lowest number of Brainless held during the week, 14 day claim window.
No guarantees of value
Nothing here promises that $RETARD, the Brainless collection or any reward will hold or gain value. Fees depend on trading volume and the vault depends on the NFT market. What the reserve pays per token depends on how much it holds and how many tokens circulate. USDG is issued by a third party and can be paused or frozen by its issuer. You can lose everything you put in.
Contracts cannot be upgraded
- Parameters that can change sit behind a 7 day timelock: the NFT price cap, the vault size, the bounty, swap bounds and the team wallet.
- None of them can redirect money. The split, the reserve and the reward contract have no setter for where funds go.
Every pending change is listed on the token page before it can take effect.
Contracts
Every address is listed under transparency with a link to its source on Blockscout.